How much swing there is, against how fast the music goes
Drawn above with its standard settings, which is almost never how an essay draws it: an essay states the numbers it is arguing about, so the figure a reader meets there is about that argument rather than about the drawing in general. Every option a placement passes is checked against the ones this function actually reads, because an option it does not read is silently ignored and the figure quietly draws what is above instead.
It makes a noise. 17 of its 17 placements carry sound, built from the same numbers as the drawing, offering these buttons: 109 bpm — 3.50:1, 110 bpm — 3.50:1, 131 bpm — 3.50:1, 132 bpm — 2.50:1, 160 bpm — 2.75:1, 171 bpm — 2.51:1, 185 bpm — 1.49:1, 220 bpm — 1.73:1 and 6 more.
Called by 6 essays
the blast radius of changing it
Swing is a ratio, and it is not two to one
Swung quavers are notated as a triplet figure, which is a ratio of two to one. Measurements of what drummers actually play give anything from three and a half to one down to one to one, and which of those it is depends almost entirely on the tempo.
The deviations are not noise
Two published timing profiles, split into the quantities they actually carry. A jazz soloist thirty milliseconds behind the ride is almost pure offset and has no pattern at all. A Viennese second beat is almost pure pattern and has no offset. They are different things, they are reported under one word, and no figure of total deviation tells them apart.
How late is a different note
A deviation of thirty milliseconds is expression and a deviation of two hundred is a wrong note, so there is an edge. The edges in time are arithmetic — the midpoints between the simple ratios — and the swing ratio crosses two of them as the tempo rises, at 171 and at 240 beats a minute, while the notation says triplet feel throughout.
The short note is sitting on the floor
Swing is modelled here as a short note of constant absolute length, which was measured from drummers and left as a fitted parameter. The tempo window's fast edge — the shortest interval a series of events can be a beat at — was measured from listeners tapping. Both are a hundred milliseconds, and if that is not a coincidence then the swing ratio has no free parameter in it at all: the short note is not held constant, it is resting on the floor.
A quantity resting against a wall
The short note of a swung pair was found sitting exactly on the fast edge of the tempo window. If that edge is a floor rather than a fitted number, then every swing statistic computed until now was computed on a censored sample — and a censored sample has a mean that is 0.80 standard deviations too high, a spread that is 40 per cent too low, and a correction gain that can come out twice what the players actually have.
The parent nobody measured
Every figure drawn behind a wall so far assumed a normal parent, and the assumption turns out to matter in exactly the wrong place. The censored bias is half the parent's mean absolute deviation — a theorem, not a coincidence — so it lands between 0.35 and 0.43 spreads for every distribution tried, and the truncated one runs from 0.58 to 1.00. But the third moment proposed as the test moves 2.9 across parents against 0.65 between the two rules, and a censored sample from a slightly left-skewed parent has a skew of 1.007 where a truncated normal has 0.995. The statistic that does work is a count of ties.